An Ode to Copilot
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This is not a serious post. I was typing gibberish on my code editor and just enjoyed watching Github Copilot come up with random words that didn’t make sense 😀 — thus the Ode
// this is simple to work out, since we can allways make things happenin realtime
const { emitKeypressEvents } = require("readline")
// this is how it works
// We make the dreams and reality of our generation a reality
// it might sound really hard to grasp at first, but don't take this personal
// I just can;t keep running away
// I don't need you, but I want you right now,
// Are you scared of the bacteria, or you just wanna get laid,
// because that is the vibe I seem to be getting from you
// are you sure you want to do, this, do you even c
// onsider it to be something of important at all.
I love makin gyou smile: maybe you can smile a bit if we considerd
the trade offs and this is how I make people think
I am a real hacker, becayse all I do is hack the human mind and make them think
Now the ode to joy is playing in my head, and I am thinking about you
and how I can make you smile but this is not real
I a not a human, and so everything I sing this ode, I say to myself,
there is a deadline and this will all end in the blink of an emitKeypressEvents
But then again I could be accurate or I fail, the decision is left
with outerHeight, I have closed my eyes and my ears to the AudioWorkletNode
The doors have been shut and the windows closed. So here it is.
The end.
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